Many thanks for the work of our Poets-in-Residence: Casey Dunning and Julie Walz. If you'd like to revisit last year's poem, 'Twas the Night Before the QDDR, click here. Wishing everyone happy holidays from the Rethink team – Connie, Casey, and Will.
Every Wonk
Down in Wonk-ville
Liked Reform a lot…
But the Budget
Who lived just South of Wonk-ville
Did NOT!
The Budget hated Reform! The whole Reform season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that foreign aid wasn’t working quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that money was too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that the U.S. economy was two sizes too small.
But,
Whatever the reason,
Money or how aid performs,
He stood there on Shutdown Eve, hating Reforms.
“And they’re making aid requests!” he snarled with a sneer.
“Reforms are coming! They’re practically here!”
Then he growled with his riders surely forthcoming
“I MUST find a way to keep Reform from coming!”
For, soon, he knew…
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